Scenario: Tess spots a monkey in The Bukit Timah Nature Reserve for the 1 millionth time.
Tess: "Oh look! A monkey!" *click*
Monkey: "Oh Jesus, not her again"
Tess: "Come on little guy, look at the camera" *click*
Monkey: "I'm just going to ignore the bitch, and maybe she'll go away"
Tess: "Tnks Tnks Tnks! Come on, look up!" *click*
Monkey: "I am not a cat you moron..."
Tess: "Look up! ::snaps fingers:: Look Up!" *click*
Monkey: " *sigh*, FML!"
Tess: "Thank you! ::squeee::" *click*
Monkey: "You're welcome asshole"
Monkey: "Now Fuck off!"
Tess: "EEK!"
You'd think by now, I'd know not to harass the wildlife . . .
Love,
Tess
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