The eyes of a man who sees.
Pygmy Tess: (en falsetto) "The eyes of a man who sees" What.The.Fuck is that supposed to mean?
Tess: erm... Sorry?
Pygmy Tess: His eyes! Of course he uses his eyes to see⎯What else would he fucking do with them?
Tess: It's a metapho...
Pygmy Tess: Ohhhhh...Ri-ght. I get it. You're trying to get all "deep" and shit.
Tess: No. I wasn't trying anything. I was just inferring thaa....
Pygmy Tess: Yeah, His eyes. I know⎯AndThatHeUsesThemToSee.
Tess: You're purposely misunderstanding me.
Pygmy Tess: And you're posting without a purpose.
Tess: Now you're just being an ass.
Pygmy Tess: I know you are, but what am I?
Tess: FINE! I'll delete the fucking post! HAPPY??
Pygmy Tess: Pffpt...*shrugs* Don't do it on my account.......
Tess: I can't believe you're talking to me this way!
Pygmy Tess: Technically, you're talking to yourself.
See why I don't blog more often?
Love,
The Tess(s)
3 comments:
Funny, me, myself and I had a similar conversation not to long ago...him.. put the two of us in a room and we will make a crowd :)
I wanna hang with both Tess's (how the flippity do you pluralize Tess? Pretty sure I did it wrong!)
Anyway, back to my point, I want to hang with both of you...
Kat xox
I'm stalking you Kat.. :)
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