I know it's been a long time since I've written a post, but I've been really busy. Rob came back to the States.
Rob left
Rob came back and went to the optometrist and the gym
Rob presented at the Oscars
Rob was chatting up Paris, Natalie, Camilla, and Megan
Rob went to Tokyo
Rob came back to the States
Rob left for Vancouver
Rob could still be chatting up Megan, Natalie, and Camilla, but probably not Paris
Rob went to Walmart
Rob was in GQ
Rob was having problems getting laid in NYC...
Rob went back to Vancouver
Then the Twilight DVD was released...
It's been a hectic!
I've also been doing a lot of obsessive thinking. Yes, yes.. we can all agree that Rob is easy on the eyes, but there are other perks as well.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:
The Gravy List
1. Rob doesn't see himself as perfect, so this means you don't have to be either.
2. Forget your jacket? Relax... Rob is always wearing a spare.
3. Rob = same articles of clothing over and over = less washing = lower utility bills
5. Speaking of spiders, have you seen the size of his feet? A spider doesn't stand a chance (though I'm guessing he's a scoop-and-release sort of guy)
6. You will always look better running than Rob.
7. Rob refers to his hands as "flappers" I prefer to think of them as tools of illusion (as in my butt will always appear smaller in them)
8. Big hands are good for opening up tight lids on jars
9. Big hands are good for holding water to your parched lips on a warm day (errm.. sorry, favorite fantasy of mine)
10. Big hands are good for holding multiple things at once, i.e., my hand, parts of me, all of me
11. Big hands are good for fanning you when your hot
14. Rob = tall. i.e., "Hey boo.. can you move a little to the right? the sun's in my eyes"
15. Rob = tall = No more falling off the kitchen counter reaching for things on the top shelf
16. Rob probably won't complain about your driving.
18. Rob's furry.. no jacket? no worries...
19. Need to perfect your eyebrow tweezing technique? Grab an ice cube, throw him down, climb on, and go to town (with the tweezing that is)
20. Simplified meal planning: Day 1, Breakfast: cereal, Lunch: something microwavable, Dinner: something microwavable. Day 2, repeat
21. It's OK if you're crazy
22. If you're having problems sleeping, ask him to sing to you
23. If your having problems sleeping, ask him to tell you a story
24. Why the hell are you even thinking about sleeping??
25. And lastly, but most importantly, you will never-ever have to tell him, " shhhh... Don't say anything. Just sit there and look pretty."
To Be Continued...
Love,
Tess
