I don't think we can ignore the writing on the wall. It's right there in front of our faces (literally),in black and white — we belong together.

Call me ;)
PS: If you hurry we can still send out Christmas cards.
With all my ♥,
Tess
I don't think we can ignore the writing on the wall. It's right there in front of our faces (literally),in black and white — we belong together.
Call me ;)
PS: If you hurry we can still send out Christmas cards.
With all my ♥,
Tess
I have a question I've been burning to ask you; what is it with men and sex? You guys can sleep without it—right?
I have looked at this picture at least half a dozen times and trust me... I am not even slightly sleepy. If anything, it makes me feel down right perky. Perhaps you're reading the wrong types of books, and would be open to a few recommendations.
May I suggest the following by Lauren Child?
I figured we could read it together. You wear the bottoms; I'll wear the top; I'll make you pink milk, and then we'll have good cuddle.
That's it for now.
I'll leave the light on for y♥u,
Tess
The one year anniversary of my blog came and went and I didn't even notice. I published my first post on October 22, 2008. Given that I just ramble most of the time, I'm not even sure if I can call this a blog―a blog is supposed to be about something... right?
As far as I can tell my blog has ADHD. But even this statement contradicts itself, because if that were true, I'd post more often. And since I've only posted 44 times in the past 54 weeks―I can't use that excuse. Hey wait! 44! That's a good number! 4+4 = 8 and 8 is my lucky number! if you take an 8 and turn it on it's side it's a symbol for.... Oh Jesus, there I go again...What the fuck was I talking about? Oh yeah, my blog―and how infrequently I post.
You know, I'd probably post more often if it weren't for the Tesses (pushy bitches) always trying to add their two cents in. You have no idea what I go through. You think I'm kidding? I'm not. Do I dare tell you how many half finished textual meanderings I have stashed away?
I start writing...
It's flowing...
I like it...
Hell, I might even love it...
'Yeah, I think to myself, this shit is fucking funny!'
'Dude!, I continue, This might be the best thing you've ever written!'
'Whoa! It's getting late. I'm better go to bed'
File... Save as... blah blah blah... With a self-satisfied smile, I go to sleep feeling really good about myself.
I wake up the next morning.
I re-read it.
I hate it
WTF.
I'm seriously beginning to wonder about myself―maybe I am suffering from a multiple personality disorder... or ADHD. No, wait! maybe I have ADHD and OCD, or maybe I have issues with commitment―or a short attention span... OR MAYBE I'M JUST FUCKING BORING!!!
stops to think...
Nah... I banished 'Boring Tess'.
Anywho...
♥♡♥ HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME ♥♡♥
That's it for now.
Lot's of ♥ and thank you for reading,
Tess
What is Singlish you ask?
Singlish is a blend of English, Malay, Tamil, and various Chinese dialects. Even though English is widely spoken and understood on the island, many Singaporeans still sprinkle their everyday English with this unique, sometimes ridiculed, but always entertaining slang.
Authorities in Singapore initiated a Speak Good English campaign (is this even grammatically correct) in an attempt to stem it's use, but many of the population feel that Singlish is a natural progression of a language that blends so many different cultures together. Considering Singapore's population is composed of: Chinese, Malay, Indian, Eurasian, and other nationalities, this makes perfect sense, yes? Not always.
A few common examples. For more, read HERE.
Aiyoh An exclamation used to denote exasperation or irritation.
Usage:“Aiyoh! Look at this idiot!”
Translation: Ugh! What an idiot!
Alamak (the 'k' is silent) A Malay expression of dismay, surprise, or alarm; rumored to be derived from the Arabic “Allah Ma'ak” meaning, “God be with you” or “Allah maaf kar” meaning “God forgive you”. It is usually used in situations to express your utter disbelief that anything so horrible or idiotic could happen.
Usage:“Alamak! Why you go and do this sort of stupid thing?”
Translation: Oh my god! Why would you do something so stupid?
Blur Used to describe someone who is deficient, lacking, ditzy, or in a world of their own. Can also be used to describe the feeling of being dazed or 'out of it'. See also: “blur like sotong”
Usage:“Such a simple thing also cannot do. Why you so blur?”
Translation: You can't do something as basic as this either? Why are you so incompetent?
Blur like sotong One of Singapore's most popular similes, 'Sotong' is the Malay word for squid, and is used to reference the cloudy ink that a squid squirts, i.e., cloudy=blurry.
Usage:“Aiyoh! That ger, hor, blur like sotong. Explain to her donno how many times, she still catch no ball”
Translation: Ugh! That girl is so dense. No matter how many times I explain something to her, she still doesn't get it.
Can [1] Monosyllabic answer denoting one's ability to perform a requested task, i.e., yes, sure, of course [2] An adjective used to praise one for their abilities.
Usage [1]:
Tess:“May I try this on?”
Salesperson: “Can lah!”
Translation: Sure!
Usage [2]:“Of course he'll manage. He very can one!”
Translation: Of course he'll manage. He's very capable.
Can or not? Asking if something is possible or permissible.
Usage:“Wednesday after you've taken your lunch, come to my place and service aircon's. Can or not?”
Translation: Is it be possible for you come to my house this Wednesday, sometime after noon, and clean my air-conditioner's?
Lah This is the quintessential word in Singlish. It is used as a full stop at the end of a sentence. Contrary to popular belief, there are rules regarding it's usage, and the ability to do so correctly, marks a true Singaporean. Different tonal inflections placed on the word will also affect the emotion of the sentence. *Note: “lah” is never used in conjunction with a question.
Usage [1]: “Donno, lah”
Translation: Oh, I don't know.
Usage [2]: “I can repair, but motor old oready. No stock lah”
Translation: “I can repair it, but this motor has already been discontinued. I suggest you buy a new one.
As you can see, Singlish can take some getting used to. I only realized last week, that if someone greets me by saying;“Have you taken your breakfast already?”, they could literally be asking me “if I've already had breakfast”, or they might just be saying saying “Good morning”.
Alamak! I live in Singapore five years over oready, and still cannot make it. How can?
Translation: "God! You'd think after living in Singapore for over five years, I'd know better. How is this possible?"
Chao Liao!
Love,
Tess
Chances are, if you weren't living in Southeast Asia in 2004, you probably missed the gaff from Taiwanese then Foreign Minister, Chen Tan-sun, referring to Singapore as a booger. As someone who was living on the island during this time, I can attest to how deeply offended it's citizens were. In the eyes of Singaporeans, the country had lost "face", and losing "face" is something carefully avoided in an Asian society.
While it's true that Singapore is the smallest nation in Southeast Asia, [extending 41.8 km (26 mi) in length and 22.5 km (14 mi) in width], it has come a long way since seceding from Malaysia on August 9th, 1965–when many of its population were still living in kampongs [villages], to being the slick, regional financial power house and world port it is recognized as today. This is quite an accomplishment in 44 years.
I wasn't born in Singapore, but it's home for now–so please excuse me over the next few weeks, while I share a few things I like best about my adopted island. I can't promise I won't go off on a tangent and talk about what really pisses me off about the country, but after living here for almost six years, I'm allowed.
That's it for now.
Love,
Tess