Dear God,
When I prayed that Rob and I would be really really close one day...I didn't mean RELATED!
I know you don't have a sense of humor...but if this is your idea of a joke—I am not laughing *whispers* You're not still pissed off I didn't join the convent...are you?

Center: My Father
I'm feeling a bit sick right now. I think I need to go lie down.
Somebody find me Mrs. Pattinson's phone number... I think I she forgot to include me on the extended family guest list.
That's it for now,
Love
Tess