Talent begins with 'T' and so does Tess. Coincidence? I think not!

In a recent interview, Rob mentioned a few things he found attractive in a girl, and I quote:

Rob:  "I like talented girls.  If she's really talented, I don't care about the other things."

This got me thinking, well frowning really, about whether or not I had a talent worthy of Rob? What was he thinking of when he said talent?  Is he looking for a specific skill or are we talking party tricks? 

Just to be on the safe side, I've compiled a list of what I think MY talents are.

Here we go:

* This list is by no means in order of importance.

1. I can read a map!

2. I know how to work a microwave in Japanese & Chinese (Hot pockets doable anywhere)

3. Same goes for washing machines (add German & French washing machines to this as well)

4. I make really good salsa, French toast, taco's, & I can microwave anything else (see #2)

5. I know how to use those store bought boxes of hair dye (never a dull moment)

6. If you get your string lost inside your hoodie, I can get it out!

7. I can say "you make my nose swell" in Swedish (long story)

8. I can say "I love you" and cuss in several languages (can combine the two)

9.  I'm really good at carrying multiple things at once; grocery bags, shoes, luggage (i.e., useful)

10. I know how to paint.... a room

11. I can repeat almost every line in the movie The Breakfast Club (don't ask)

12. I know the lyrics to almost every Irish folk song known to man (again, don't ask)

13. I know what a quahog is!

14. I can pump my own gas (will do the same for you)

15. I do my own hair very nice...

16. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue (don't get excited, just a party trick)

17. I can entertain myself for hours, so no need for you to entertain me.

18. I tell good bedtime stories (yeah, I could put you to sleep)

19. I can smoke with either my left or right hand (I know... I'm reaching here)

20. I can always find a parking space or hail a cab.

21. I remember names and faces (useful for all those proposals you keep making)

22. I have a freakish recall for phone numbers (hot damn! I can almost hear you knocking)

23. I can amuse you with all my useless trivia about superstitions

24. I met Tony Orlando once!

25. Did I mention that I do my hair really nice?

26. I can skate backwards (looks SO hot!)

27. I can french inhale (smexy)

28. I snort when I laugh.. which in turn will make you laugh, so I'm entertaining!

29. I can kill any plant (Trust me, this takes talent)

30. Animals and small children like me, just not at the same time.

I feel the need to stop because it's just getting gratuitous now, and I sound like I'm boasting, but if you don't see anything above that interests you, I have multiple personalities and they're all very talented.

Disclaimer* I should let you know that I no longer smoke because it makes the inside of my mouth peel.  Please add this to the list, if you consider it a talent.

Call me!  

Tess