A Baker's Dozen

Dear Rob,

You have no idea how happy you made me with this quote:

“Chatting with Bop magazine, Twilight star Robert Pattinson asserts, “I think we all have the right to fall in love several times. I think you can love ten people at the same time.”

Finally! A man who can appreciate me.

Tess = Multiple Personalities.

Yeah, I guess you could consider me One-Stop-Shopping, because there's at least ten different woman inside me

'Wait, that didn't sound right!'

'Oh, and you could do better?'

'One-Stop-Shopping? LAME!'

'Great. Now we sound cheap'

'Cheap? I'm not cheap. I'm just on special!!'

'No. You're just cheap'

'Tart!'

'Cow!'

'JFC! Will you all stfu! I'm trying to sleep here!'

'Oh, um, sorry. G'night Tess'

'Yeah, night Tess'

'Night Tess'

'Goodnight John-boy'

'Bwahahaha!'

'Snort'

'Sshhhh'

That's it for now.

Call Us!

Love,

Tess