The Gravy List

I know it's been a long time since I've written a post, but I've been really busy.

Rob came back to the States.

Rob left

Rob came back and went to the optometrist and the gym

Rob presented at the Oscars

Rob was chatting up Paris, Natalie, Camilla, and Megan

Rob went to Tokyo

Rob came back to the States

Rob left for Vancouver

Rob could still be chatting up Megan, Natalie, and Camilla, but probably not Paris

Rob went to Walmart

Rob was in GQ

Rob was having problems getting laid in NYC...

Rob went back to Vancouver

Then the Twilight DVD was released...

It's been a hectic!

I've also been doing a lot of obsessive thinking. Yes, yes.. we can all agree that Rob is easy on the eyes, but there are other perks as well.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:

The Gravy List

1. Rob doesn't see himself as perfect, so this means you don't have to be either.

2. Forget your jacket? Relax... Rob is always wearing a spare.

3. Rob = same articles of clothing over and over = less washing = lower utility bills

4. Have a bad case of arachnophobia? No worries, Rob doesn't.

5. Speaking of spiders, have you seen the size of his feet? A spider doesn't stand a chance (though I'm guessing he's a scoop-and-release sort of guy)

6. You will always look better running than Rob.

7. Rob refers to his hands as "flappers" I prefer to think of them as tools of illusion (as in my butt will always appear smaller in them)

8. Big hands are good for opening up tight lids on jars

9. Big hands are good for holding water to your parched lips on a warm day (errm.. sorry, favorite fantasy of mine)

10. Big hands are good for holding multiple things at once, i.e., my hand, parts of me, all of me

11. Big hands are good for fanning you when your hot

12. Rob likes to play dress up!

13. You could make some extra money recycling 300 empty cans of Diet Coke!

14. Rob = tall. i.e., "Hey boo.. can you move a little to the right? the sun's in my eyes"

15. Rob = tall = No more falling off the kitchen counter reaching for things on the top shelf

16. Rob probably won't complain about your driving.

17. Don't stress about being a klutz. He'll probably fall before you will.

18. Rob's furry.. no jacket? no worries...

19. Need to perfect your eyebrow tweezing technique? Grab an ice cube, throw him down, climb on, and go to town (with the tweezing that is)

20. Simplified meal planning: Day 1, Breakfast: cereal, Lunch: something microwavable, Dinner: something microwavable. Day 2, repeat

21. It's OK if you're crazy

22. If you're having problems sleeping, ask him to sing to you

23. If your having problems sleeping, ask him to tell you a story

24. Why the hell are you even thinking about sleeping??

25. And lastly, but most importantly, you will never-ever have to tell him, " shhhh... Don't say anything. Just sit there and look pretty."

To Be Continued...

Love,

Tess