I Flew Home With Robert Pattinson

Well, sort of...

While en route from to Chicago to Hong Kong, I noted that Water for Elephants was part of the inflight movie line-up. This was the up side. The down side was that I was flying economy on a crappy airlines⎼so choosing which movie I watched, and when, was not an option.

First up was Woody Allen's, Midnight in Paris⎼I didn't hate it. Next, was Thor. Now as much as I love a good Norse myth movie (??), and admired Natalie Portman in The Professional, she never turned out how I thought she would [and I watched that for Jean Reno anyway]. Seeing her simper onscreen for Chris Hemsworths' Thor really annoyed me so eventually, I nodded off.

The next thing I know, I hear Rob whispering "I'm confessin' that I love you" in my ears, and the following are actual thoughts that I had in the order they occurred:

'What?.. you tell me now? I'm half asleep'

'Finally. Thank you God! *high-five* I knew you'd come through!'

'Hmmm…what a lovely way wake up'

'Oh God, I hope my mouth isn't open'

At that moment my eyes fly open, I see his face before me and I couldn't help but smile. Because even on that tiny, plastic, drop down panel... he takes my breath away.

Yes Rob, Not even archaic modes of inflight entertainment can hide your hotness.

Thats it for now.

Love,

Tess

I'm confessin'(that I love you) Water for Elephants OST

Water For Elephants: If a Squuueeeee is made in S'pore, is it heard in New York?

Dear Rob,

Your new film, Water For Elephants, was premiered in New York City this evening.

I don't know where to start with this, so please let me start by saying Congratulations on what looks to be a wonderful film!

I followed the filming, relished the thought of you experiencing it and sighed over the palpable bond between you and your elephant co-star, Tai. I clapped with glee after watching the official trailer and I've giggled along with billions of others watching you promote it.

Now I eagerly await to sit in a darkened theatre and see the magic of this story come to life on screen. Movies like these don't come along very often... and I'm so very thrilled for you to be a part of it.

Magical.. I can smell this.

Congratulations again... to YOU and the entire cast and crew.

Love,

Tess

Mesmerizing....